April 10th, 2013



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“I had the best idea.”


“Yeah. Best idea. For break-ins.”


“Yeah, see, we’ll train your iguana to climb up a wall, right. Carrying a rope.”

“There are so many things wrong with this idea.”

“No, really, it’s a lizard, it climbs well. So it climbs up with a rope, and hold really tight with those claws of his-”


“-hers, and we can climb up.”

“Why would we break in anywhere, anyway?”

“Because we can!”

“You should switch to water.”

“Pool? Like in True Lies?”

“Mila, you’re drunk.”

“Right! I have the best ideas when drunk.”

I'm attempting the April A to Z challenge, with fiction with at most 100 words. The prompts "Iguana", "Ingenious" and "Imbibe" came from Lyn Thorne-Alder.

If you have prompts for later in the alphabet, please give them to me.

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