“What’s the opposite of boot?”
“Sandal?”
“No, entirely different –”
“Hat!“
“Nooo, what you do with a computer.”
“Oh. Um. Crash?”
“I’d think that’s something the computer does… I mean what you do before switching it off normally, anyway.”
“I think that’s ’shut down’.”
“That’s all?”
“Can’t think of anything else.”
“Bah. Thanks, anyway.”

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Elsa looked around scornfully.
The lab was a big clicé, full of dark wood and leather props, candles stuck on skulls chipping highlights off inlaid runes. At least they had a pickled dragon embryo rather than the old stuffed alligator…
She finally got the joke when she saw the familiar.
Nobody expected a sun conure.

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Stories of 55 words? Well, ’s better than the 140 characters minus the “#microfiction” tag on Twitter…

Stretching Limits
They had called him mad, but he had proved them wrong by creating a being that they had considered impossible, showing that not a natural law, but merely habit had dictated the humanoid shape of golems so far.
He loved it when learning about his tortoise-shaped mobile home gave people new ideas.

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